why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Lacrosse

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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