Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What what In the butt

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Your mom.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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