- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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