A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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