14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How do you leave a man in suspense...

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

My mom.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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