- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Please don't rape me.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

hi my name is? joe

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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