A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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1+1= 69

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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