Lockerbie bombing

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Noah is Smart.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

why did the chicken cross the road

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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