Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hi my name is Bob

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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apple pie.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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