What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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i have aids and a chode

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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DERP

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Women's rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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