Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

the cow goes moo

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

hahaha

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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