- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

why did the chicken cross the road

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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