Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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