What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Oliver's friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Women's rights

Exactly what?

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Laura Pratz..

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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