whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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penis

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Laura Pratz..

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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women's rights

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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I love you.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Hitler

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guess what?

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Anti Joke

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