- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

I am black.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Women's rights

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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