Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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9/11

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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