Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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womens rights

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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8=>

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Aodhan Hearty

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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NEVER

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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