What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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I like to eat.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Jess Burns

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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