What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

I like to eat.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Jess Burns

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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