Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Goat balls.

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