Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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theres a fat guy

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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AROUND

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Women rights.

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BIG PENIS

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Potato salad

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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