- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I hate you.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Five guys one rape.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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