- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What what In the butt

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

kennah campion... being nice

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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