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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Like Harry Potter? Like anti-jokes? Check these out: http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38139-why-did-dumbledore-fall-off-the-astronomy-tower-because-snape-killed-him http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38140-knock-knock-who-s-there-you-know-you-know-who-call-him-voldemort-fear-of-a-name-increases-fear-of-the http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38141-a-black-kid-an-asian-kid-and-a-jewish-kid-walk-into-a-barrier-they-are-students-at-hogwarts-school

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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