What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Lacrosse

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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A black succeeds

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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