- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A black succeeds

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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