An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a dog? Bark

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

I like jokes.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

That's unfortunate.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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