- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

French people.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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