roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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knock knock go away

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Nickelback

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Men's rights

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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You.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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