What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Womens rights.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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