Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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make me a sandwich!

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Poop

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Anti Joke

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