What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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son, you're adopted.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Rick Perry.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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