Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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