Scott

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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women's rights

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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