- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Women's rights.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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