- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Where to, sir? Forward.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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