Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Popsicles

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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