I can't see my forehead

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Oh...okay, good.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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