Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Netball.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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