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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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An antijoke

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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