An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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...Jack Vale

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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