- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Obama

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Whats a cat? A cat!

A horse walked into a barn...

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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