How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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