- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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