- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Asians...

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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