- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

A black person in the NHL

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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