Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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