Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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my names jim haha

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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girls basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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