what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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I'm Spartacus

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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