Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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I like your hair

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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69.... is a number

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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