A baby seal walks into a club...

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Magic Johnson has AIDS

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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