Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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