- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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