youre gay

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Netball.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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