how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Poop.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What did the snake say to the rat?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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