Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

The white guy did it!

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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