- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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minorities

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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