- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's big? Jupiter.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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