How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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