what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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who farted i did :]

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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