- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

The AIDS patient was gay

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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