- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

The AIDS patient was gay

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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