- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

The Mets win the World Series

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

A black man without problems.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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