what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Yo Mamma

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