Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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