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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

I like turtoes.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

thumbs up!

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

a man walks into a bar and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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