Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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