What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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French people.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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hi im paul!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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