- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Global Warming.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

My life

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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