What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Kenny G

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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noodles

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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