Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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American healthcare.

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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